Dodgers Choke in Game Four, & I Choke on my Tears

Fate caused two errors, and the Dodgers choked up another loss to add to their books.

How am I doing right now? I am sad, depressed, upset, perturbed.

I have been a Dodgers fan since a wee gal, and have yet to see them win the World Series in my whole lifetime... plus 12 years. 1988 was the last year that they took that championship win. Although they have recently been going to the WS the past couple years, the Dodgers have choked each time, including tonight.

This game was insane though if I'm being honest. It was the quickest I’ve seen in my life, as far as time not passing slowly. 

Seven straight scoring innings is big for a regular baseball game, but then again we aren’t watching any regular game. With The Coco ruining a lot of entertainment, and the fact that this is the World Series, it should be the Dodgers’ year to take home the Commissioner’s Trophy.

During the first game of this series, the unimaginable happened… Kershaw played a great post-season game (currently praying that he pulls through while pitching game five). This is factoid number one for the Dodgers to slip past their usual loss of the championship.

My own artwork of Kershaw circa 2016... and the reason why I’m not an art major. 

Walker Buehler (the guy who looks like Benedict Cumberbatch’s brother/son) pitched a magnificent game yesterday with 10 K’s in just six innings. Walker’s beautiful pitching is another reason why the Dodgers should take the win this year.

The man with the tightest pants in all the league... Walker Buehler.

The last reason why the Dodgers should get this dub, is because they haven’t done it for 32 FREAKING years (cue Andy from the office punching a wall). It's about TIME they pull out this win, and prove that they would have won the 2017 World Series, had the Astros not been a bunch of cheater cheater pumpkin eaters.

Can the Dodgers pull out of this year on top? Only time will tell.

Sincerely, 

a stressed lifelong Dodger fan… but also a college student who has no more room for this kind of pressure.

Where are the Spicy McNuggets??

                                   

I am back… and although this blog doesn’t have to do with sports necessarily, it has some vague connections.

I am absolutely livid.

I went to my local McDonald's a couple of days ago to get some spicy “chicken” McNuggets so I could cozy on down with them to watch the Dodgers beat the Braves. So I pulled into the drive through and was excited to see the sign was still hangin’ out promoting the new spicy nugs. I drove up to the ordering machine (is that its name??) and asked for a ten piece spicy nugget meal.

“We don't sell those anymore,” an unfamiliar somber voice explained.

I kind of sat back in my car after that and asked for the man in the machine to give me a couple minutes to decide what to do. I really didn’t need any time at all—I knew I was going to just get the regular ones— but during that moment, I slightly mourned for all of those spicy boiz who could have been digested by my happy belly during a 4-3 defeat of the Braves.

Basically it was fine, and I just ordered a six piece *regular* nugget meal with a sweet tea (of course). I was happy to see the Dodgers pull out the game seven win and go onto the World Series, but in the back of my head, I was still missing something… my spicy nuggies. 

                         look at that those hot-hued boiz. Photo courtesy of McDonald's.

Now you may be wondering, why did she write this blog post as her “come back” article, well... screw you, I can do what I want. Also I am not convinced that that particular McDonald's employee was telling the truth, because when was it EVER MENTIONED that the Spicy McNuggets were only available for a limited time? If that is the truth, they didn’t advertise it enough. Rant over.